Titty sprinkles, indeed, Morgan Freeman. Titty sprinkles, indeed.
Also, I want him to narrate my life, but it would just be sad and stupid.
“Behold as she attentively and relentlessly trolls through the internet.
Alas, her sedentary state is interrupted by the beckoning of the pizza delivery guy downstairs.
Witness her scrambling frantically to put on pants- OH she lost her balance- but she continues!
She has obtained the pizza.
Success.”
(Source: uproxx)
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Titty sprinkles, indeed,...Freeman. Titty sprinkles, indeed. Also, I want him to narrate...
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I just sat here laughing for like five minutes at the thought of Morgan Freeman saying “Titty Sprinkles.”
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